The first sentence says 32 and 13 implying that the speaker is 32 years old and their girlfriend is 13 years old, which is both highly inappropriate and illegal. The next sentence reveals the speaker was talking about their game levels, not their ages, which is perfectly okay.
In their reply to the audience they then say they are picking her up from middle school, again implying that their girlfriend is underage, but quickly state she’s grading papers letting us know she’s a teacher, definitely an adult, and there no reason to be upset.
The rollercoaster gif portrays how switching from upset and worried to relieved in such a short period of time feels emotionally.
The next meme shows the guy panicking from misunderstanding, then feeling relieved and calm realizing the truth, only to panic over the next misunderstanding and then calm again when hearing the end.
the above explanation is followed by a picture of data from star trek with a speech bubble’s tail coming out of him, implying he’s the one saying all of that, which is humerous because the above text is written in a style similar to his speech patterns, and with a subject matter he would enjoy
This is the worst website ever and I love it.
I’d rather see Tumblr die than see it stop being like this.
Posts like this will be lost if Tumblr goes through with their “no more threads” plan.
Posts like this will be
lost if Tumblr goes through with
their “no more threads” plan.
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
Throwback Thursday: It was 5 years ago when we were celebrating award season for The Shape Of Water, and I got to live my dream of being in an old musical dance number (dressed as an Amphibian Man, of course) with the amazing Sally Hawkins.
>Sixth lived but the local lord declared he needed a chamberpot attendant and took him to the castle
>Do back-breaking physical labor from sunrise to sunset
>After sunset do my best to help wife with making clothes and maintaining our hovel
>Wife’s got diarrhea from drinking out of our meager well, hope she doesn’t die of it like the last one did, too poor to get another one
>Go out into the cold to shit in a hole in the ground
>Snake bites me, I crawl back to the hovel, will just have to try not to die since the only thing a doctor would be able to do is bleed me and we can’t even afford that
>Look out window as I’m wracked with pain, my leg swollen to twice its size
>It’s starting to snow
>Am about to be a prisoner in my own home for the next few months and desperately hope we have enough food that doesn’t spoil through the winter, since even if I survive I won’t even be allowed to hunt since the local lord owns all the game
>A thousand years in the future some retard is blogging on his magical lightning box about how fortunate I am to have so much time off
